Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice, and sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, and someone nice to scratch my back.
For windowsills all warm and bright, for shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool, And keep the secret feline rule,
To NEVER tell a human that,
The world is really ruled by CATS!